My IDENTITY has been stolen [30/05/2007]     Turns out there's some dude in some band called 'Flight of the Conchords' who has quite clearly STOLEN MY IDENTITY.    I mean, just look at the below picture:        He's given it a good go, but my look has been patented, and the lawyers have been informed. So look out, DUDE, i'm gonna SUE your ASS and your BALLS.    So what's been happening? I got my friend at work to order me a red stapler like the one out of office space so i could do this:      I BELIEVE YOU HAVE MY STAPLER. I'LL BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND.    And I found the original Optimus Prime I smashed with a hammer and "merged" him with my pedal board, Unicron style:        Oh and here's my band playing at Ding Dong Lounge:          THE END!!!!!!!!!1111      Go back to main page...     All content on this site is copyright of me, 2006 to whenever. If you like this, email me, or head on down to www.thevulpine.com.au to listen to my band!