Cheer up charlie [19/08/2007]         Ok, so about the title of this entry. My friend always says this to me when i'm depressed, and the other night, i actually saw that part of charlie and the chocolate factory where he's walking down the street, all depressed about how his family is poor and life is a piece of shit, and why can't he just win that god damn ticket. Right. So like this magic ticket is going to mysteriously solve all his problems? Well, I guess it does.    So if you type 'cheer up charlie' in google, it gives you this dog in this wheelchair.    What's the moral of this story? What's the point to this rant?    Hahahaha there's no point. I just love how frickin slick that dog is looking in that wheelchair, like it's not a hinderence at all, it's an improvement from legs to wheels, and how god damn awesome life will be now that he can run at like 100 mph.    Here's the moral. Personifying fruit? Not always a good thing to do at work:        AAAAAAHHHHHH?!?!?!?! MY EYE?!?!?!?!? IS IT ?!?! IS IT GONE?!?!?!! WTF?!?!?!?! WWWTTTFFF?!?!?!?!?    I guess the moral really is just that sometimes, life throws you wolverines. So you have to have to counter with your magneto powers, and freeze their adamantian skeletons with your mind rays.    Take my niece for example. Here she is, on her side, chillin it to the max:        it's all cool bebe!    Go back to main page...     All content on this site is copyright of me, 2006 to whenever. If you like this, email me, or head on down to www.thevulpine.com.au to listen to my band!