My review of Cloverfield [19/01/2008]     First of all, happy new year!    So i went to go watch Cloverfield yesterday. But let me tell you, what I watched yesterday is NOTHING compared to what I learned today.    *WARNING* - if you want to keep living in the happy world that you currently live in, read no further.    This was my world yesterday:                        THIS IS MY WORLD TODAY.          That's right. Fuck Cloverfield, for January the 19th will forever be known as the day that the knowledge of the ASIAN GIANT HORNET entered my brain. See that picture above? That's a real fucking picture of a real fucking insect. That exists.    The giant fucking hornet is a fucking hornet that has giant fucking jaws that tear things fucking heads off, and a giant fucking 5 mm stinger that is filled with fucking neurotoxin. And it spits fucking acid. And the acid fucking attracts other hornets that will come and fuck you up.        Now I sat through all of Cloverfield AND all of I am Legend, but this next video is scarier that both of those two movies, in the dark, surrounded by midgets in clown suits all eating spagetti with their hands while being completely silent and staring directly at you.        For the love of everything sacred and pure in the world, don't watch this video:        Information care of WIKIPEDIA    Coming up next week: Why Albino animals freak me out.   Go back to main page...     All content on this site is copyright of me, 2006 to whenever. If you like this, email me, or head on down to www.thevulpine.com.au to listen to my band!