Brain explode [04/04/2008]     This poster is up in my office:        I like to imagine a little story for that guy running around with his phone, all busy like. It goes like this:    *answers phone*    business man: WHAT?!?! I'M A BUSINESS MAN, I'M VERY BUSY.    business man: NO. YOU TELL THAT F**KER THE DEAL IS OFF. HE'S A F**KER, YOU HEAR ME JENKINS, A F**KER. DON'T GET F**KED BY A F**KER.    *business man sneezes*    business man: WHAT THE SH*T?!?!?!?!?!?!?!    *screams and throws phone at ground. the phone explodes*    business man: WWWWHHHHHHYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111        Every hour, at quarter past, i can't tell what the date is because the hand is blocking the little screen the date is on.        Surely this guy could think of a better phone number than 1300-FINGER. Maybe it's just me, but when I think of dialing 1300-FINGER, i would wait until everyone wasn't home, and then i'd worry about it showing up on the phone bill.    *wife looks at phone bill*    "honey? did you make 27 calls to 1300-FINGER?"    "........"        If you had to look at these 5 posters and pick the scariest ones, which ones would you pick? If you picked the DEVIL SQUIRRELS FROM FUCKING HELL, you picked correctly.        And finally, the scariest picture of mario ever.    EPISODE 2 OF SHOE AND BRICK COMING SOON!!!!!!!111 Stop emailing me to put it up!   Go back to main page...     All content on this site is copyright of me, 2006 to whenever. If you like this, email me, or head on down to www.thevulpine.com.au to listen to my band!